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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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It seems my wife and my drug useage had gotten out of control. Our babies were born drug addicted or worse.

I was running cocaine over the border by swallowing balloons filled with mostly aborted fetal stem cells.

And worst of all, my wife really let her bush get out of control.

I had to munch through half a forest just to get to the tuna.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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