Here at the Creationism Really Happened Institute, we will prove Scientifically that humans were created by a Creator (who, we feel very very sure, was Christian).
The proof: Step 1: does a dog look like a man? NO!
Our argument is undeniable. I hope you're able to follow it.
Step 2: does a giraffe look like a man? NO!
Step 3: ....oh shit.
Excuse me while I call my friends in the Flat Earth Society.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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