It looks like she won a competition based on looks and saying the right things to impress the judges.
It looks like she's about to win a competition based on athletic ability and possibly kung-fu (look at those hands mid-chop).
It looks like she's never going to win anything...
...apart from a court case that will render the father of her unborn child bankrupt.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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