Discovering my lot in life was no easy task. I started out as a cross-dressing comedian. But people said I looked like a cross between George Burns and the Chiquita Banana Lady.
So next I tried to make a living as a Karaoke Singer. They booed me off the stage. I didn't find out until the next morning that they don't pay you to do Karaoke.
But now I have found happiness as a chauffer at Six Flags.
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
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