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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Mort
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Everytime I saw him my cavum di venus started to glisten.

Was it just his money? Or was his huge phallic car an indication of size?

Dammit! I just can't get his large package off my mind.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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