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Yoyology and Roger slept in late and missed the caption contest today.

Elvis bellowed joyfully. He celebrated his early lead with a holiday excursion to the Holy Land.

In related news, guyPaulo and Lauren announced their engagement in an icecream parlor on the outskirts of town.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Engagement?!?! I thought you knew we were already married by an Elvis impersonator in a secret ceremony in Vegas last month...
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, good caption, Mort.
<???> Yessss, I'm mort. That's the ticket. I'm certainly not anyone else....
<ElvisThePelvis> Great, i get to be the camel. guyPaulo looks good in the pimp hat though.
<Lauren> Not a good tactical maneuver, Elvis... with your vote, I think ??? might just beat you out today.
<Mort> I wish I was ???, then for once I would have written an amusing caption.
<guyPaulo> Its best just to comment on captions you feel are funny, instead of reserving your comments on wednesday. Elvis has always been a good sport about this.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, I comment what I feel...there's not money involved, yet. But I forsee a day when professional caption monkies roam the planet writing caption to all of your personal family photos for money.

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