[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

The Great Leader, Mort, appeared on the balcony of the presidential quarters, overlooking Caption Square.

'Good people, brave workers of MEPopia!'

[damn, we have to stitch the lower jaw tighter]

The speech continued with the usual fare of patriotism, promises for more and better spam blocking actions on the scrawl boards, but conspicuously silent when it came to new photo sets.

And then came the bombshell...

'In times of great need and global instability, we must make great sacrifices.'

'Unfortunately, this calls for titties, pussy, and beer to be rationed once again.'

'As a nation, we can weather through this storm... together. Thank you, and God Bless MEPopia'

The MEPopia national Anthem then blared over loudspeakers as Mort floated backward into the confines of the presidental palace.

'What the FUCK! I haven't gotten laid or drunk in over a MONTH!

'I've had it. I'm joining the underground.'

[...to be continued, maybe...]

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 61 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:51Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:50Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:49Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:44Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:42Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:41Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:39Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:38Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:37Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:36Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:35Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:34Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:30Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:29Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:26Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:23Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:19Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:17Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:16Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:14Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:09Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:06Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:03Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:01Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:59Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:57Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:55Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:53Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:45Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:44Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:43Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:39Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:38Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:35Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:34Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:33Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:31Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:30Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:29Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:28Caption #624

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post