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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"Noah, It's the Lord Noah."

"What, aw fuck not again. I'm not building a god^^^freakin' ark again. Find another patsy Lord."

"Noah, I made a mistake in saving the terriers...I need you to kill all the Terriers on the Earth. The Lord God commands it!"

"Riiiiight"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> 
<apple juice is a verb> There's a thin line between vessels of God and a crazy drifters. I picked up a hitchiker once who was receiving instructions in his dreams from his master in Thailand on how to construct a quilt/costume that would enable him to join the circus and eventually return to his master. He could do a very Chaplin-esque roll with his hat and liked doing martial arts while listening to Devo.
<mypalmike> Nice.

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