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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"Noah, It's the Lord Noah."

"What, aw fuck not again. I'm not building a god^^^freakin' ark again. Find another patsy Lord."

"Noah, I made a mistake in saving the terriers...I need you to kill all the Terriers on the Earth. The Lord God commands it!"

"Riiiiight"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> 
<apple juice is a verb> There's a thin line between vessels of God and a crazy drifters. I picked up a hitchiker once who was receiving instructions in his dreams from his master in Thailand on how to construct a quilt/costume that would enable him to join the circus and eventually return to his master. He could do a very Chaplin-esque roll with his hat and liked doing martial arts while listening to Devo.
<mypalmike> Nice.

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