[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 267 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:57Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:53Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:48Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:44Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:36Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:29Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:25Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:01Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:56Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:41Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:29Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:16Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:10Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:08Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:06Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:00Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:55Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:52Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:46Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:44Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:37Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:36Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:32Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:24Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:20Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:19Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:09Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:07Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:06Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:04Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:52Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:48Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:40Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:36Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:35Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:32Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:29Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:26Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:21Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:19Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:08Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:07Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:04Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:02Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:56Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:52Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #417

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post