If you should see me walking down your street, do not say, "Hello, Kitty."
I am not a kitty. I am not a pussy.
This is your pussy. Do not confuse us. I know how to clean myself.
And this is your pussy. Do not confuse us. I know how to defend myself---
---By any means necessary.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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