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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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Bear1: "Oh man, that black hole thing is just TOO SEXY! I can't take it! I need to get up in that!"

"Man, I really want to bang HER, but she's not here right now....I'm so horny I'd screw anything though."

"Wait, there's another person over there!"

Bear2: "God Damn it! That's my BELLY-BUTTON you small-d*cked freak, STOP IT!"

Bear1: "oooooooo....that's good navel...."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Wow, that bear must have one hell of an innie.
<Lauren> No, 3Suns, I just think the other bear has a very tiny outie.
<mypalmike> Navel sex rules.
<Carol> 

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