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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004

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Bear1: "Oh man, that black hole thing is just TOO SEXY! I can't take it! I need to get up in that!"

"Man, I really want to bang HER, but she's not here right now....I'm so horny I'd screw anything though."

"Wait, there's another person over there!"

Bear2: "God Damn it! That's my BELLY-BUTTON you small-d*cked freak, STOP IT!"

Bear1: "oooooooo....that's good navel...."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> Wow, that bear must have one hell of an innie.
<Lauren> No, 3Suns, I just think the other bear has a very tiny outie.
<mypalmike> Navel sex rules.
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