Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004

by Jmofwiw

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Ode to Whale Guts

Oh Whale Guts festooning truck and street,
and scooter seat,
you glisten like strawberry
jam so sweet.

Beautiful places in this world.
Hold no candle to whale guts swirled.

The only thing
that compares to such beauty?
When James brown gets down
and shakes his booty.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Carol> Hahahahaha! Oh, I should feel guilty for encouraging this.
<Jmofwiw> I'm sorry, but your comment about making poetry about whale guts just "inspired" me (to use the word "inspired" very loosely.)
<Carol> That's partly why it struck me as so funny, I had just finished re-reading your earlier one. I find this one just sublimely ridiculous.

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