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I lowered my nose to the board and inhaled the massive line of blow in a single snort.
SCCCRRRONNNK

Licking away the excess powder with my tongue, I pondered for a brief moment my life of overindulgence.

My first addiction was to the artificial beef flavoring found in cheap hotdogs.

Later, I got into a white-out phase, then on to booze, and finally coke.

However, any feelings of remorse just washed away as the drugs turned my little cat brain into mush, and my mind floated away, like a little dog in an orange harness being carried off by a man in jeans and black shoes.

Yes, I know its a pretty specific feeling, but that's what good drugs do to you.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> 
<superwoman biatch> Scary, yet there is a distict ring of truth to this man's words!
<guyPaulo> haHA! And how do you know that I am a man?!?
<ajiav> something is funny...
<superwoman biatch> You are such a slut guyPaulo .... or if you are not a man it should be guyPaula or perhaps galPaula...!
<mypalmike> "like a little dog in an orange harness being carried off by a man in jeans and black shoes"

Brilliant.

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