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I gladly handed over my money and took my to-go plate of Korean Gae-BulGoki back to the motel to scarf it down.

I asked for the seafood kind, and the guy behind the counter laughed and said that the "dogfish" had been caught fresh out of the sea that day. Like a fool I trusted him.

The next day I paid the price. As I sat on the beach, a sharp contraction hit my bowels, forcing out a liquid wave of yellow sh*t, coating the sand around me.

The stench was horrendous, but the look on Mort's face as he sat down next to me made the whole ordeal worth it.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Bravo, guy! I knew you could find a way to get back home.
<Mort> Have you noticed that my towel matches my pink and white bikini? Or maybe it was just that time of the month.
<guyPaulo> I thought about going there Mort, but even I have boundaries of taste.

BTW, stop being such a cock-blocker, that last guy was cute but you scared him off with your off-color purple discharge.

<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> E.D. Rules The Day!!!
<3Suns> Yeah guy, I don't think it was just the purple discharge...
<mypalmike> This seems less like E.D. and more like N.L.D. (Nonvolatile Leaking Diarrhea, of course.) Great one guy.

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