[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I gladly handed over my money and took my to-go plate of Korean Gae-BulGoki back to the motel to scarf it down.

I asked for the seafood kind, and the guy behind the counter laughed and said that the "dogfish" had been caught fresh out of the sea that day. Like a fool I trusted him.

The next day I paid the price. As I sat on the beach, a sharp contraction hit my bowels, forcing out a liquid wave of yellow sh*t, coating the sand around me.

The stench was horrendous, but the look on Mort's face as he sat down next to me made the whole ordeal worth it.

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 187 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:00Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:58Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:54Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:53Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:52Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:51Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:50Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:49Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:47Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:46Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:44Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:43Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:42Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:41Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:40Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:39Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:36Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:35Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:34Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:33Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:32Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:30Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:28Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:27Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:26Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:25Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:24Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:23Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:21Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:20Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:18Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:16Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:15Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:14Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:12Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:11Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:08Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:07Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:06Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:05Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:04Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:03Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:00Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:59Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:58Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:57Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:55Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:54Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:52Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:51Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:50Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:49Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:48Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:47Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:44Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:43Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:42Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:41Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:40Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:34Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:32Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:31Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:30Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:29Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:26Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:25Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:23Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:22Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:21Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:20Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:19Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:18Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:17Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:16Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:15Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:14Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:13Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:12Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:11Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:10Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:08Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:06Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:04Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:03Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:02Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:01Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:21:00Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:59Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:58Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:57Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:56Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:55Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:54Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:52Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:51Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:47Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:44Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:43Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:42Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:41Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:40Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:39Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:38Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:37Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:36Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:34Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:32Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:31Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:29Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:28Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:27Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:26Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:25Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:23Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:22Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:21Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:20Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:19Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:18Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:17Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:16Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:15Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:13Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:11Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:10Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:09Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:08Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:07Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:05Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:04Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:03Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:02Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:01Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:20:00Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:59Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:58Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:57Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker04:19:54Caption #857

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Bravo, guy! I knew you could find a way to get back home.
<Mort> Have you noticed that my towel matches my pink and white bikini? Or maybe it was just that time of the month.
<guyPaulo> I thought about going there Mort, but even I have boundaries of taste.

BTW, stop being such a cock-blocker, that last guy was cute but you scared him off with your off-color purple discharge.

<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> E.D. Rules The Day!!!
<3Suns> Yeah guy, I don't think it was just the purple discharge...
<mypalmike> This seems less like E.D. and more like N.L.D. (Nonvolatile Leaking Diarrhea, of course.) Great one guy.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post