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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/18/2003 by guyPaulo
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Dang, I wish I could get hot girls like these to talk to me, but they always turn their backs and walk away.

Maybe if I was all studly and macho, they would pay attention to me, but who wants the hassle of being shot at every day!

Finally, deciding to lower my standards a bit, I devised a great strategy to attract fat girls.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<TJ Eckleburg> Cruel, but funny
<ElvisThePelvis> This reminds me of my favorite strategy in bars from my college days...go fat early.
<mypalmike> I concur with TJ.
<spam> :\\
<spam> haha i just wanted to use the bad n' sad rating...good job

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