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"Thank you, everyone. Really. I don't know what to say; to all of those who supported me along the way, I love you all."

But I knew better.

That hot, sweaty, hip-gyrating temptress Fame was too much for me to resist. I had to get here, and I didn't care who went down in the process.

Rest assured, I'll burn for what I've done. I already do.

Quackers, whatever they're doing to you, wherever you are, I'm sorry. It's little solace, but please know I'm sorry.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I'm not sure why, but I find this one extremely funny.
<guyPaulo> This works really well because its up to the viewers imagination what the dog did to Quackers in its quest for fame. Well done. This raises the bar a bit I think.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is a deep deep rabbit hole
<ajiav> based on a true story.
<mypalmike> I concur with guy. It exhibits a level of drawing in the reader previously untouched by our meager captioning.

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