"Thank you, everyone. Really. I don't know what to say; to all of those who supported me along the way, I love you all."
But I knew better.
That hot, sweaty, hip-gyrating temptress Fame was too much for me to resist. I had to get here, and I didn't care who went down in the process.
Rest assured, I'll burn for what I've done. I already do.
Quackers, whatever they're doing to you, wherever you are, I'm sorry. It's little solace, but please know I'm sorry.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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