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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by Jellyloo
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"Will you, Ruffles, love, honor and obey Charlene? Till death do you part?"

"I will love, honor and obey... yes, obey. I DO. This is the HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

"Take my advice here , dog. Inter-species marriage can get hella messy."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<SaltyDog> I tried to marry a duck once, call me quackers!
<landlubber> Its all messy. Quackers.
<SaltyDog> At least ducks can swim, girls in fancy sequined cocktail dresses never can.
Always needing to be rescued.
<apple juice is a verb> the little conversations that always spring up immediately after jellyloo's captions are always entertaining.
<mypalmike> Heh

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