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Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 12/10/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Gather round children for the tale of the king. A king who tried to dance, but found his spine to loose and his head to wobbly.

Sit down marykate and ashley...

and witness the glory of the Elvis Pelvis Dance:




The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Hey, Elvis... was that a virus link or something? I clicked on the "Shake him up" button and the page closed. But my computer continues to play the music and I can't make it stop. I may have to kill you. Oh, god, please make it stop!
<Lauren> Okay, it stopped by itself when it reached the end of the song. Whew, I was afraid I was going to have to shut down my sound forever.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, that page is evil. Just post rude things as me somewhere else and we'll call it even :)
<Lauren> No, it's okay and all is forgiven. It's probably my fault for pushing that stupid button anyway. What was I thinking? I really didn't want to shake him up.

I would NEVER ever ever post anything rude and sign off as you. I always either leave it somewhat anonymous (as in "I'm not saying") or sign yoyo's name.

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