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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by 3Suns
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I dislike the term "bestiality" - it's so negative. I prefer to say that I love all living things, without societal limitations. But there's nothing that gets me turned on like a well-dressed cow.

I've got a big date tonight with Bessie. I hope she finds my bull-horns attractive.

Let me just ring the doorbell here and...


Why hello there my creamy little... wait, who's that ugly beast behind you? Your brother?! Oh no, not again! I'm leav--
*GORE*KICK* aaAAAHHHH!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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