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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2005 by guyPaulo
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"You're as slow as a freakin' turtle! I want my coffee NOW!" yelled the hippo-sized bitch standing in my line at Starbucks.

I really wished that I could have just given her "the finger", but I didn't want her to complain to my boss.

But when I was sure that she wasn't looking, I took a dump in her coffee.

Crapacino anyone?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> excellent revenge! remind me not to buy coffee from you.

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