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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2003 by Allen
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A long time ago on a Tuesday morning, a hippo found a strange white goo excreting from his right eye.

It rose from the waters and when it hit land, it grew high heels, a matching purse, and breasts.

It was then that the white shapeshifter struck its first victim by blocking his food intake system.

The shapeshifter still roams the land. Watch yourself.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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