A long time ago on a Tuesday morning, a hippo found a strange white goo excreting from his right eye.
It rose from the waters and when it hit land, it grew high heels, a matching purse, and breasts.
It was then that the white shapeshifter struck its first victim by blocking his food intake system.
The shapeshifter still roams the land. Watch yourself.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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