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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2003 by Allen
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A long time ago on a Tuesday morning, a hippo found a strange white goo excreting from his right eye.

It rose from the waters and when it hit land, it grew high heels, a matching purse, and breasts.

It was then that the white shapeshifter struck its first victim by blocking his food intake system.

The shapeshifter still roams the land. Watch yourself.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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