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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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A Virgo myself, I thought there was something fishy about the Piscean arrangment of the stars that night. This caper smelt like 5-day old cod . . and me just working for scale!

As I furtively handled the cats-paw doorknocker I peeked through the tiny window. It gave me kittenish shivers to see my next suspect squeezing his cub in a half-Nelson!

"You ain't so ferocious without that wall trophy on your head," I cried. "Call off your Harry Kirschners, Phat Dong, and I'll remove my Foot of Doom from your 8th chakra!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I'm not sure I understand all of it, but I THINK this is really good.
<Carol> Tres noir. "Harry Kirschners," haha!
<yoyology> Firesign! Firesign! Firesign!

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