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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"Thank you for calling Vagina Universe, how can I help you?"

"Hello, this is Sanjit, I need beautiful woman but I only have bolt of cloth and brass pot. Can you send me pussy right away? I have great need."

"Sir, we will send over Fajima right away...she's not quite pussy but with a creative application of peanut butter she will love you long time."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Oh, that's just wrong.....
<ElvisThePelvis> But it feels so right!
<apple juice is a verb> You are consistent in defense of your lifestyle, and for that, I salute you.

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