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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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In the instant of fertilisation, one sperm penetrates the ovum wall.

That occurs about 1 hour after the bastard has left you weeping into your pillow and has gone back out on the town with a big jug of liquor and a joint.

Girls- Men are bastards, get yourselves a dog.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> F*cking perfect dude. PG's captions have really knocked my socks off lately.
<apple juice is a verb> don't give me biscuits and eggs, i want to marry you.
<mypalmike> Nice!

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