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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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In the instant of fertilisation, one sperm penetrates the ovum wall.

That occurs about 1 hour after the bastard has left you weeping into your pillow and has gone back out on the town with a big jug of liquor and a joint.

Girls- Men are bastards, get yourselves a dog.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> F*cking perfect dude. PG's captions have really knocked my socks off lately.
<apple juice is a verb> don't give me biscuits and eggs, i want to marry you.
<mypalmike> Nice!

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