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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I live on a farm in Mississippi.

(Shown here a desperate attempt to simulate a farm in the back of my 4ft. x 4ft. appartment patio)

ElvisThePelvis Personal Ad:
I have a great beard that I can groom with my tounge.

(Shown here trying to create realistic beard and hair with Spary on Hair from the Hair Club for Men)

My penis is over 8 feet long, but sadly is only 10 angstroms in girth.

(Shown here laying on my stomach at the beach)



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> +1 for using the word 'girth'
<ajiav> And +8 for the I have a giant penis boast.

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