(Shown here a desperate attempt to simulate a farm in the back of my 4ft. x 4ft. appartment patio)
ElvisThePelvis Personal Ad: - I have a great beard that I can groom with my tounge.
(Shown here trying to create realistic beard and hair with Spary on Hair from the Hair Club for Men)
- - My penis is over 8 feet long, but sadly is only 10 angstroms in girth.
(Shown here laying on my stomach at the beach)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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