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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004 by mypalmike
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I get so embarassed doing aerobics at the health club. There's mirrors everywhere, and I hate seeing how fat I am! Ewww god!

So I've started doing this new-age outdoor tribal workout stuff. I usually go with my financier fiancée. Every time, he ends up out of breath and practically has a stroke. He's gotta die some time, right?

Arr, ye scurvy dogs!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> That cat just looks like a pirate to me, so he can only say things like "blimey" and stuff, even though it has nothing to do with the first two pictures. Damn cat!
<ajiav> things don't always have to make sense.

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