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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004 by mypalmike
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I get so embarassed doing aerobics at the health club. There's mirrors everywhere, and I hate seeing how fat I am! Ewww god!

So I've started doing this new-age outdoor tribal workout stuff. I usually go with my financier fiancée. Every time, he ends up out of breath and practically has a stroke. He's gotta die some time, right?

Arr, ye scurvy dogs!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> That cat just looks like a pirate to me, so he can only say things like "blimey" and stuff, even though it has nothing to do with the first two pictures. Damn cat!
<ajiav> things don't always have to make sense.

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