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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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OK, I guess I'm just naive, but I NEVER get these sexual referrences! I could have SWORN that was just a bar of soap touching my leg in the hot tub.

And when I see this logo, all I notice is a pair of testicles with a pimple on each ball. I just don't see any boobs!

As far as guyPaulo's last vile joke about anal sex, I thought he was actually talking about elves and railroads!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<yoyology> 
<Lauren> You should have used a fake name for this one, guy.
<guyPaulo> The whole thing was based on the idea about the pimple thing.....
<mypalmike> I'm laughing too hard to change my vote from "Teh New Sexy".

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