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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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OK, I guess I'm just naive, but I NEVER get these sexual referrences! I could have SWORN that was just a bar of soap touching my leg in the hot tub.

And when I see this logo, all I notice is a pair of testicles with a pimple on each ball. I just don't see any boobs!

As far as guyPaulo's last vile joke about anal sex, I thought he was actually talking about elves and railroads!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> 
<Lauren> You should have used a fake name for this one, guy.
<guyPaulo> The whole thing was based on the idea about the pimple thing.....
<mypalmike> I'm laughing too hard to change my vote from "Teh New Sexy".

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