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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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For a long time I never shaved my cock and balls.

One of my friends did though and seeing how many women he was getting the smog was lifted from my mind. I could see clearly what I needed to do...

I cut it off, got breast implants, jazzercized my ass into shape, and bleached my hair blonde.

What does this have to do with shaving my cock and balls? Nothing...I have always had the hots for my friend and now he will be mine.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Oh well, let us know when the wedding is.

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