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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004

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My parents always liked my brother Fred more than me. Despite his disabilities he formed some band called "The "Bugs" (or something) and made a bunch of money.

Meanwhile, I dropped out of college and experimented with chemicals to "expand my mind."

So in a drug-fueled rage, I cut that f*cker's head off.

What??? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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