My parents always liked my brother Fred more than me. Despite his disabilities he formed some band called "The "Bugs" (or something) and made a bunch of money.
Meanwhile, I dropped out of college and experimented with chemicals to "expand my mind."
So in a drug-fueled rage, I cut that f*cker's head off.
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