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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by mypalmike
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"The pasta sat heavy in my stomach, like a heavy bunch of pasta."

Sigh. Oh, who am I kidding, I'll never be a great writer. I'll be stuck in this zoo forever!

I guess it's not all that bad though. There are the conjugal visits from Nancy Reagan.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> You'd think a creature with a diet of almost pure roughage could pass pasta like fruit juice. Maybe not.
<apple juice is a verb> When I read this one, I did a happy dance.
<ElvisThePelvis> Aiiiieeeeee....my brain!!!
<Jmofwiw> Hmmmm. Nancy Reagan crossed with a Panda. Jeopardy question: What's black and white and red all over?
<Lauren> "The pasta sat heavy in my stomach, like a heavy bunch of pasta."

Oh, I just loved that.

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