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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Spam Subject Line Captions:
"Licking For Lettuce"

"She's A Virigin When It Comes To Big Ones!!! Clamp"

"FWD: See Her Take 17 Warm Loads"

"She Ate My Box"



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Those are actual subject lines from spam, unretouched.
<ajiav> 17, you say?
<mypalmike> Elvis, there's a difference between "spam", which is unsolicited, and "mailing lists", which are what you've signed up for.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ah! That's right I signed up for the X-10, Nigerian, Vegetable Sex, Virginal, Warm Dirt, Cardboards Eaters mailing list.

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