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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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"I'm telling you, dude, I went out with Cindy last night, and that shit was CAVERNOUS. Putting a finger in there was like throwing a hotdog down a black hole."

"Seriously man, you could drive a TRUCK into her....."

".......handbag."

(You people need to get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously.)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> that shit was CAVERNOUS
<mypalmike> Oh! I read it as carnivourous, which made some sense, but much much less. I'm dyslexic today I think.
<ajiav> as a compulsive thief, i knew what you were talking about the whole time.
<Stormi> Bwahahaha! I love it.
<Carol> guyPaulo, defender of decency! And haha to mpm/"carnivorous."

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