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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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"I'm telling you, dude, I went out with Cindy last night, and that shit was CAVERNOUS. Putting a finger in there was like throwing a hotdog down a black hole."

"Seriously man, you could drive a TRUCK into her....."

".......handbag."

(You people need to get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously.)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> that shit was CAVERNOUS
<mypalmike> Oh! I read it as carnivourous, which made some sense, but much much less. I'm dyslexic today I think.
<ajiav> as a compulsive thief, i knew what you were talking about the whole time.
<Stormi> Bwahahaha! I love it.
<Carol> guyPaulo, defender of decency! And haha to mpm/"carnivorous."

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