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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004

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With yesterday's interview cancelled by the weather, Lauren did not get the coveted "Crab Wrestler" position she had been angling for.

Using the same clothes from the first interview, she went on the get a job in this year's Lingerie Bowl, and was poised to do quite well for a former caption monkie.

Sadly, when it was revealed that she, like all other supposed females on the web, was actually a sexually confused 13 year-old boy, she lost the job. However, she was able to devote more time to her duck-herding operation in northern Wisconsin.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Poor Lauren. Poor sexually confused 13-year old boy Lauren.
<yoyology> So, is duck-herding a masturbation euphemism, too?
<Lauren> Curses! The jig is up! You're on to me.
<yoyology> Is "on to me" a sexual euphemism?
<guyPaulo> That's ok Lauren, you're the most articulate year old boy I know.
I just can't stop writing these meta captions! Its just how my brain works.

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