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Most Emailed Photos - 11/15/2003 by GclefNatalie
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I sat on my swing a lookin'.

Those models were really cookin'.

But Ms. Portman, she tried in vain Her fashion sense she could not feign. She looked like she was a hookin'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> A tad bit forced, but a funny ending.
<mypalmike> It's forced because the 3rd and 4th lines have to be shorter, e.g. Ms. Portman a mess, Didn't know how to dress, and she looked just as if she was hookin'? I like though!
<GclefNatalie> Good points. I guess I was in a bit of a hurry.

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