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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by guyPaulo
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Best Job in the World:
Thong extractor/oil applier for Brazilian models on long photo shoots.

Worst Job in the World:
Guy who handles the 50ft, half-ton, man-eating snake WITHOUT health benefits.

Somewhere in the middle:
Bizarrely popular politician who's husband can't keep his schlong out of any room-temperature orifice.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I believe that an Oval Office intern's mouth is a bit hotter than 72 degrees F... LOL

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