My dreams of flight and fancy were always crushed by the cold hard reality that was my father's strict discipline.
I eventually gave in to the fact that he had total control over me. My spirit was thoroughly crushed.
When he passed away, I found out that he treated everyone pretty badly. At the funeral procession, his body was pulled from the casket and paraded in front of cheering crowds.
I'll miss that bastard.
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