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My dreams of flight and fancy were always crushed by the cold hard reality that was my father's strict discipline.

I eventually gave in to the fact that he had total control over me. My spirit was thoroughly crushed.

When he passed away, I found out that he treated everyone pretty badly. At the funeral procession, his body was pulled from the casket and paraded in front of cheering crowds.

I'll miss that bastard.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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