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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004

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"It's true. My husband is an Ewok.

A horrible, controlling, selfish, egotistical, EWOK!

As a porn star, I knew that hair retained odor. But I loved him, and really thought I could make it work.

"One day I saw an especially moving episode of Mary Tyler Moore on TV Land.

I told him I was tired of the home-made bestiality racket, that I needed to spread my wings in a new town.

"'Wings? What wings?!?' he said. 'But legs, a pretty girl like you can spread them anywhere and make a buck!'

That's when I came here. I hope you can help me, Mr. Iceberg. I need a way out."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Carol> Haha - I knew that was an ewok! But I didn't know the rest of the story.
<Fah Q> Ewok! that takes me back to 1985. I like it!

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