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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"It's true. My husband is an Ewok.

A horrible, controlling, selfish, egotistical, EWOK!

As a porn star, I knew that hair retained odor. But I loved him, and really thought I could make it work.

"One day I saw an especially moving episode of Mary Tyler Moore on TV Land.

I told him I was tired of the home-made bestiality racket, that I needed to spread my wings in a new town.

"'Wings? What wings?!?' he said. 'But legs, a pretty girl like you can spread them anywhere and make a buck!'

That's when I came here. I hope you can help me, Mr. Iceberg. I need a way out."

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<Carol> Haha - I knew that was an ewok! But I didn't know the rest of the story.
<Fah Q> Ewok! that takes me back to 1985. I like it!

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