A horrible, controlling, selfish, egotistical, EWOK!
As a porn star, I knew that hair retained odor. But I loved him, and really thought I could make it work.
"One day I saw an especially moving episode of Mary Tyler Moore on TV Land.
I told him I was tired of the home-made bestiality racket, that I needed to spread my wings in a new town.
"'Wings? What wings?!?' he said. 'But legs, a pretty girl like you can spread them anywhere and make a buck!'
That's when I came here. I hope you can help me, Mr. Iceberg. I need a way out."
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