Dude, I saw you from the other end of the bar and decided that you were too nasty for words. I'm going to present you with this STAY OUT OF MY LIFE award.
You are the hairiest guy in this place, not to mention you smell like a wet dog. Is that some kind of cologne?
And that line you tried on my friend? "My d*ck is so big I had to leave it outside?" She almost choked on her martini!
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