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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by obtuse
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Dude, I saw you from the other end of the bar and decided that you were too nasty for words. I'm going to present you with this STAY OUT OF MY LIFE award.

You are the hairiest guy in this place, not to mention you smell like a wet dog. Is that some kind of cologne?

And that line you tried on my friend? "My d*ck is so big I had to leave it outside?" She almost choked on her martini!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> Bah.
<guyPaulo> I like the last caption, where the * means 2 different things. Good one.
<3Suns> Women can be so harsh...
<Lauren> Ah, yes, I've given that award out many times. And the lines we have to put up with.... MEMORIES!
<guyPaulo> Wait a minute, Lauren....that was YOU at the ChinaCat Club last week????? That margarita stain still hasn't come out of my pants, I'll have you know. Besides, "Hey hot baby, wanna wrestle my trouser-snake?," is a perfectly flattering complement.
<Lauren> Okay, guy, now you're scaring me... how did you know margheritas are my drink of choice? Really...
<guyPaulo> Lucky guess. Margeritas are the most popular mized drink in the country. Its not as if I've been sniffing around the trash can outside your house while you were out with your S.O.(B) or anything.... ;P
<Lauren> Okay, I guess. But this is making me think twice about meeting you in that warehouse.
<guyPaulo> Come on! I need to kidnap you and hold you for ransom, while pretending to be the "Sewer Monster" to scare off those pesky Mystery Inc, kids!
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> OMGIASMP!!! Good thing it's not Wednesday, because teh choice would be too difficult.

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