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Most Emailed Photos - 05/11/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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Anal!

Rape!

****TA-DA****

A Bear!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> According to my anal-ysis, you've had too much coffee this morning.
<JP> That has top-ten written all over it. Go to it immediately, Elvis.

Wait, I meant, 'go write a song,' not 'you should actually go defile a bear corpse'

<Mort> Some of the rhymes were suspect, but it was all sehr sehr gut.
<ElvisThePelvis> I think I've invented a new drinking song.
<Carol> A whole new MEP paradigm.
<Allen> Personally, I think it's worth much more than 2 dimes.
<Kumiho> Ah, Elvis, what would we do without you?
<ElvisThePelvis> Anal rape a bear?
<Kumiho> Naw, we'd need you to suggest that to us.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm, good point. This is a "It's A Wonderful Life" moment for me.

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