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Most Emailed Photos - 05/11/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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Anal!

Rape!

****TA-DA****

A Bear!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> According to my anal-ysis, you've had too much coffee this morning.
<JP> That has top-ten written all over it. Go to it immediately, Elvis.

Wait, I meant, 'go write a song,' not 'you should actually go defile a bear corpse'

<Mort> Some of the rhymes were suspect, but it was all sehr sehr gut.
<ElvisThePelvis> I think I've invented a new drinking song.
<Carol> A whole new MEP paradigm.
<Allen> Personally, I think it's worth much more than 2 dimes.
<Kumiho> Ah, Elvis, what would we do without you?
<ElvisThePelvis> Anal rape a bear?
<Kumiho> Naw, we'd need you to suggest that to us.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm, good point. This is a "It's A Wonderful Life" moment for me.

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