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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Number of hotdogs it takes to induce a deep coma for this cat in Central Park and confirm to the rest of the world that we are all LAZY: 33

Number of hotdogs it takes for this woman (uhhh I think)to look like an ass and confirm to countless nations of starving people that the U.S. is full of fat obese people: 53

Number of hotdogs it takes to have your "master" tote you around like the latest Louis Vuitton handbag: NONE!!! This is America where we take care of our animals better than we do our own people!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I like it.
<Kumiho> 
<ajiav> that's okay, i like animals better than people
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<mypalmike> Rockin'!

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