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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Number of hotdogs it takes to induce a deep coma for this cat in Central Park and confirm to the rest of the world that we are all LAZY: 33

Number of hotdogs it takes for this woman (uhhh I think)to look like an ass and confirm to countless nations of starving people that the U.S. is full of fat obese people: 53

Number of hotdogs it takes to have your "master" tote you around like the latest Louis Vuitton handbag: NONE!!! This is America where we take care of our animals better than we do our own people!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I like it.
<Kumiho> 
<ajiav> that's okay, i like animals better than people
<Lurker> 
<mypalmike> Rockin'!

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