Sure I was a beautiful model, but I wanted more. What I really wanted to do was be a professional wrestler in the WWE, but I didn't have the bulk. |
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I got my hands on some steroids to beef up a bit. The CBS after-school special warned me that I'd end up looking like this if I used the juice, but I didn't care. |
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A few injections of horse-testosterone later and I became "Testicula," the WWE Star! There have been a few changes though. I now have to use jock-itch creme for my yeast infections, and I fart a lot. |
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