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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by Kumiho
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When I heard about the nudist colony, I was under the impression that it was for humans.

Hmmm? What's that? An impressionist colony? How-

No, please don't tell me. And no, I do not need to know what special techniques are used to apply suntan lotion to a pig. ::shudder::
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> I remember reading in one of those "Fascinating Facts" books I had as a kid that pigs are the only animals besides humans who can sunburn.
<mypalmike> 
<Carol> "Impressionist colony," haha!
<Qubert> Suntan lotion would make for a very greasy pig. Sound fun!

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