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Most Emailed Photos - 02/04/2004

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Call me Ishmael.

Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

. . . these are the times of dreamy quietude, when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean's skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember, that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang.

Is he mad? Anyway there's something on his mind, as sure as there must be something on a deck when it cracks.

"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"

(AP)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Like the novel itself... too long!
<Carol> I tried to think of something Moby Dick for the whale-guts picture, but it kept coming out too tragic. (Gee, Ahab looks way different than I pictured!)

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