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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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Call my heart a stoney desert, I don't care.

I just don't like tigers. I don't care if they DO go extinct. In the wild, a tiger would eat a human without a moment's hesitation, so screw them.

And screw those evil-looking gray sea-turles too. They give me the creeps.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Having a bad day, are you?
<guyPaulo> Tiger and turtles are two animals which I could certainly do without.
<Desiree> I Love Turtles and Tigers!! They are so cute

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