Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 12/10/2003

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Mort lords over all.
Caption Monkeys worship him.
His plunger is good.

Hhmmm, twins can be cute.
Elvis has left the building.
Mort and wife are safe.

Arrgg, Elvis returns!
Feel the wrath of his pelvis.
No one is safe here.

(Reuters)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 13 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> This is the last haiku, I swear!
<Lauren> guy, we will hold you
FOREVER to your promise
to the end of time.
<guyPaulo> A haiku comment!
Its a first for you Lauren.
But the last from me.
<Lauren> Shame, shame on you, guy.
It seems you already lapsed.
Your word is not good
<guyPaulo> Comments do not count!
I MUST feed my addiction.
Haikus are like crack.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am immortalized in haiku. FEAR MY PELVIS!!!!!
<Lauren> The statement I think
Had no qualifications
And promised an end.
You went back to haikus
Amnesty, in retrospect
Is always quite lame.
For your addiction
You must be responsible
I suggest treatment.
<guyPaulo> Your form is off girl.
Wrong: "You went back to Haikus"
Six sylibles, see?
<Lauren> I made a mistake
Not the first in my whole life
At least I don't lie.
<guyPaulo> Alright already!
I give up, you win this fight.
I yield to your skill.
But wait, I've got more.
Haikus can't be stifled, see?
Comment haikus rule!
<Lauren> I agree. Enough.
In all actuality,
I am haiku'd out.
<guyPaulo> Fin.
<Mort> Finally

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