[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/21/2004 by Allen
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I'll never forget that winter when I fell in love. In December the world looked a lot like this snapshot I took with my disposable camera.

Then, she came along. She had that look in her one good eye. The look I see staring back at me at the bank when I look through the 3 inch thick bullet-proof glass at the guy who will not return my service fee even though he clearly knows it's the right thing to do. But she only had half of that look, due to the whole...one eye thing...which made it difficult to talk about in the first place. I mean...how could I ever bring that up, anyway. Especially while we were having wild passionate sex...and farting wildly. The candles in the bedroom went wild and the room caught on fire. Our love was that hot.

By the middle of February I was seeing the world in a different way. I could see shades of colors and everything just seemed so much more complex than before, even though it was me who had changed...not the world that had changed. I saw everything differently after that. Also, I was going blind from they syphillus...but that's another story. So perhaps we can cover that next time.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 108 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:23Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:22Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:19Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:15Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:14Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:57Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:55Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:53Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:50Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:49Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:48Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:47Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:45Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:44Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:41Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:40Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:38Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:37Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:36Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:34Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:32Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:31Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:30Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:29Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:28Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:27Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:25Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:24Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:23Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:19Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:18Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:15Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:12Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:06Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:04Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:02Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:01Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:47Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:43Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:40Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:36Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:34Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:29Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:27Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:22Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:19Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:07Caption #545

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post