As an ugly man, my standards for women are very low.
I've hog-tied a few pigs and taken them home for a night of wild...
monkey-love. I have fallen for girls dressed like a real slut but the best "low-standard" chick target is...
the hot girls "whale" of a girlfriend. You know she'll fuck you and your buddy will happily thank you for "taking one for the team".
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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