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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Stormi
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Stormi laughed. For some reason she found peoples' obsession with scantily clad women funny.

Politics too were funny, she noted, listening to her favorite talk show aggitators.

But body piercing, that just seemed painful. Not liking pain Stormi returned to the first two captions.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Cute.
<ajiav> I enjoy that Stormi has started making herself the subject of every caption.
<mypalmike> Maybe Stormi and Plech are the same person?
<Carol> Perish the thought!
<Stormi> Nope, nope, I'm not Plech, although he did inspire me to write this one.
<Carol> (I didn't mean that against Plech, who seems to sort of grow on a person ... but it warps my mind trying to incorporate them both into my mental image of Stormi!)
<Carol> Whoops, simul-posting!
<Stormi> I repeat I am not Plech. My Spanish is much better than that.
<Bob Dole> Bob Dole thinks both Stormi and Plech are Bob Dole.
<Stormi> ::shudder:: now there's a scary thought.
<Plechazunga> Plech can NOT be Stormi critter. Stormi critter can NOT be Plech. Stuff like dat make time/space twist self like sweaty briefs. Anyway, give Plech big MY-grain think 'bout it.
<Carol> Haha! I'm glad we cleared that up.
<Stormi> And I might just point out that I'm a girl and unless I'm very much mistaken, Plech is a guy.

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