[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/22/2004 by Morgus
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This is a great country! If that guy on the right can be president, anybody can be whatever they want!

Of course, some say that is not so, complaining that there is a glass ceiling.

Or even an ass ceiling.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> I like
<ajiav> So much so, I am voting twice.
<H. Monkey> The ass ceiling blocks lazy asses such as my self. :(
<Luminaire> 
<mypalmike> Great pun!

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